PhD = piled higher & deeper ([info]mariapapita) wrote,
@ 2006-01-19 09:06:00
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SHAT


I was working last Friday and with a jolt, "woke up" to feel something cold on my ass. I reached my hand around and realized I had shit my pants. I grabbed the phone and waddled to the bathroom and called Michael. I felt dizzy and funny and knew I had had a seizure. I've never shit myself before. Good times.

Michael came and saved the day. What a wonderful hubby. I'm glad I was the only one there.

Today I'll be busting my arse working on this paper.
Entertain me?


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[info]fritzling
2006-01-19 04:21 pm UTC (link)
Yay for Micheal!!! He's the winner!!!

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[info]fritzling
2006-01-19 04:21 pm UTC (link)
or... more like you're the winner and he's the Hero!

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[info]mariapapita
2006-01-19 04:26 pm UTC (link)
The winner of what?
An epileptic wife and dog, who both shit themselves!

I hate to see second prize!

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[info]fritzling
2006-01-19 05:09 pm UTC (link)
As long as y'all keep pooping, he's got job security. :)

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Damn, that sucks
[info]9thkvius
2006-01-19 05:16 pm UTC (link)
Like you said, at least you have Michael there to look out for you.

How can I entertain you?

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Re: Damn, that sucks
[info]mariapapita
2006-01-19 05:25 pm UTC (link)
It's not so bad. It was worse when it started and we didn't know what was going on. That was awful. We went to the ER once and they acted like I was a druggie.

Michael is a prince.

maybe some funny links?
or tell me about the most embarrassing moment of this past year.

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For you, I can do both. :D
[info]9thkvius
2006-01-19 06:14 pm UTC (link)
FYI - I reminded Shakay about the camera again this morning.

Let's see... funny links...

http://politicalhumor.about.com/ this one is OK, some of the late night TV jokes are good, if you never watch TV (like me).

http://www.tamponcrafts.com/ my friend Sandy showed me this one. I had to see it to believe it.

http://www.despair.com/ some really great posters here. I really need to get the Wishes one for my house, since I am into astronomy and impacts and stuff. A shockingly large number of these would be appropriate for my work.

Let's see... most embarassing moment... well, I can think of at least one good one, but it's a two parter.

1) When I first met my friend Maria (not you, different one) I made the mistake of demonstrating my knowledge of the Russian language. With profanity. Being a native Russian, and since this was the first time we met, she was a bit shocked. So much so she stopped eating (we had gone to dinner with JJ and Jaspher) and asked me where I learned that. JJ and Shakay apparently thought it was the funniest thing ever.

2) After we had been friends for months (thank God my first impression was more than just my knowledge of Russian obscenities) her mother came all the way from Russia to visit. And of course, Maria proceeded to tell her the story of how we met, and also told her the story of my profanity - without censorship.

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Re: For you, I can do both. :D
[info]mariapapita
2006-01-19 06:22 pm UTC (link)
Awesome! I just want to note that the person making the tampon crafts is most definately a dude...that's scary.

good story :)

Thanks!

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two websites
[info]jjblue
2006-01-19 06:51 pm UTC (link)
libertymeadows.com

stuffonmycat.com

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Woo-hoo! Liberty Meadows!
[info]9thkvius
2006-01-19 07:55 pm UTC (link)
I love that comic. I want to marry Brandy.

Hey JJ, when do I get my other Liberty Meadows books back?

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Re: two websites
[info]mariapapita
2006-01-19 07:58 pm UTC (link)
Thanks JJ! :)
Going tonight? I can't.

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Re: two websites
[info]9thkvius
2006-01-19 08:05 pm UTC (link)
There's a show tonight? Or a rehearsal for VM?

And do you need any ushers or other have any other tasks that a person without a vagina can do for the VM?

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Re: two websites
[info]mariapapita
2006-01-19 08:13 pm UTC (link)
Neither, it's a button-making party and NO BOYS allowed (other than JJ, more than one is just too much!).

Yes, I'm sure there are other tasks that need to be done! Are you volunteering?!

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Sure, I will volunteer
[info]9thkvius
2006-01-19 08:34 pm UTC (link)
as long as there is something I am qualified to do.

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[info]blackdove1978
2006-01-19 07:08 pm UTC (link)
god, "shit" like that makes me worry about you.
xo

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[info]mariapapita
2006-01-19 07:59 pm UTC (link)
Hahaa, nah, it's not so bad, really. The syringomyelia is way worse, to tell you the truth. I'd rather have seizures daily than deal with the pain.

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