So, I was messing around last Wednesday, looking at potential jobs for after graduation. I put my resume out there for a few, knowing that I couldn't really get them. The jobs I was looking at were in the 90-125k/yr range. Right after I get out of school I expect (and reasonably so) to make around 50-60k to start, not 100.

Anyway, I got a call on Friday requesting an interview today.

Well, thank you, I'm flattered. I do hope I made it clear on my CV that I will not have obtained my Masters degree until May... I say.

Yes, that was very clear. says Mr. Big-shot's appointment maker.


Wow. How cool would it be to secure a job making 100k BEFORE I graduate.

Awesome.

Also:

"Dear Wow,
I think I've fallen in love with you. When we're apart, I can think of no other. My wife is against our love, she says it's unnatural, but she doesn't understand.
I love you Wow.
Will you be mine?"

All my love,
Michael